Monday, 6 November 2023

Hilde Ironhand 5

 A series played using Quill: Coal & Parchment and Quill Quest: The Warlord's Downfall. This post is published under the CC-BY-SA-4.0 licence.

The Setters

To whom it may concern,

I am writing regarding my recent order to your esteemed crafters. The custom axe-handle charm bracelet I ordered arrived today and it was utterly unacceptable. This is nowhere near the normal high quality of your work.

I have been a loyal patron of your artisans for many years. I know that this is a heinous, but uncharacteristic, error. Your fine smiths are surely labouring under some fell curse when they fashioned this piece.

The item received is most assuredly a grave error. I ordered the charms to be kittens with bejewelled collars, these kittens have gold-inlaid collars. I'm sure that my intense disgust is understandable.

I regret to inform you that I will be suspending all further orders. I will hold short of advocating an absolute boycott for now. Though rest assured I will resort to such methods if restitution is not prompt.

Once the correct order is supplied I will resume my trade. Further, I will bear my newly-adorned axe into battle so all shall behold your guild's work. Eventually it will become a legendary weirgild that future generations will speak of in awe.

Hilde Ironhand.

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